Here at BallsToCongress.com, we believe that even the best members of Congress occasionally need a little something extra. Something to help them stand tall in the face of corruption, incompetence, injustice, and lobbyists bearing premium booze. Call it mojo, call it nerve, call it assertiveness…
We call it cojones*.
So as you’re watching events unfold, feeling like there’s nothing you can do to steer your country in the right (left**) direction (at least until November ’08), remember:
When all else fails, you can make an inexpensive, adolescent gesture to the lawmaker of your choice.
So get clicking!
- *We at BallsToCongress.com would like to note that our use of the terms “balls,” “cojones,” etc., does not connote support of traditional gender roles. A more gender-neutral term would perhaps be “guts,” but the US Postal Service frowns on the mailing of intestinal tissue through standard mail.
- **Disclaimer: Due to the overabundance of testicular fortitude on the part of the Republican Party, we at BallstoCongress.com have chosen to devote our energies to the Democrats. On occasion, we may make exceptions to encourage bipartisan efforts, but c’mon, how likely is that? In the meantime, those wishing to send the right wing something useful should visit our sister site, BrainsToCongress.com.